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10/06/2006
Attention Please: ..... Recall Notice
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart.
This
is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units, code named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the
same defect in all
subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal
Non-morality,"
or commonly known as S. I. N., as it is primarily
expressed.
Some symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2.
Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish and/or violent behavior
6. Depression
or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is
neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service, free of charge, to
correct
this "SIN" defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the
entire burden of the
staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas
is: please upload your burden
of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from
the Repair Technician,
JESUS, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, JESUS will replace it
with:
1.
Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9.
Self control
[Please see the operating manual: the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers Instructions
Before Leaving Earth), for further
details on the use of these fixes.
Remember, the Bible is our Road Map to heaven.
Warning: Continuing to operate
the human-being unit without correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems
too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.
For free emergency service,
call on JESUS.
Danger: The human being units not responding to this recall action will
have to be scrapped in
the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted
to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank
you for your attention, ALMIGHTY GOD
P. S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important
recall
notice.
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